When my friends don’t get my jokes

piperlenox:

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laugh-out-loud-or-die:

I almost die laughing first time I saw this picture
A Hilarious Blog that you’ll love!

laugh-out-loud-or-die:

I almost die laughing first time I saw this picture

A Hilarious Blog that you’ll love!

sirpeter64:

What a lovely puppy!
A Positive blog that you will love!

sirpeter64:

What a lovely puppy!

A Positive blog that you will love!

punkbread:

2am is the new 9pm

Joke of the day.

marshmallowreina:

katherinearandez:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

It helps if you read it in the accents….

omfg

TELL ME YOUR OTP AND I’ll tell you if I ship it

vvorldwideweb:

foodtrucker:

*concert voice* so how is everyone doing tonight!!

*from the back of the room* ok how are u

dasvidaniyabitches:

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The very best of Yahoo Answers.
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The very best of Yahoo Answers.
dasvidaniyabitches:

The very best of Yahoo Answers.
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The very best of Yahoo Answers.

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The very best of Yahoo Answers.

randomrumiel:

officer booty reporting for duty 

randomrumiel:

officer booty reporting for duty 

yamineftis:

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usingtimewisely:

usingtimewisely:

My dog turns three in one hour.

The joke is that I put a beer in his bowl because he’ll be turning 3 which is 21 in dog years. I have been planning this joke for a week.