testicles should be called brovaries bye
this one time in art class we were painting and my teacher was like
"hannah take off your jacket id hate for you to get paint on your led zeppelin sweater"
and i was just like
you are so wrong if you think i wouldn’t go out in public with a shirt of my otp on it for years straight
my wedding vows: i love u but i dont love u as much as i love dogs
walking into the supernatural writing office like
true life: people like my hair more than they like me